It Follows (film)

It Follows Sucks!

Summary
The gross film starts out with actress Ester Expósito dancing a jig in a bar full of boys who like girls. She gets touched in the boob and she screams bloody murder! After a knight in shining armor time travels from the bad times to save the pretty chick all is well... NOT! A big bad sea witch follows him through the portal of truth and reeks havoc on lovely babies.

Cast

 * Tara Karsian as A Babe in Trouble
 * Joey Syron as The Bubble Butt
 * Sia as Ms Baby
 * Emi Coop as Mommy dearest
 * Michael Jaroh as Hot Boy
 * KJ Apa as Timmy Fabulous
 * Camille Jeanine Galasso as Lindsay Lovely
 * Armie Hammer as Himself
 * Peach the Cat as Himself
 * Janet Jackson as Sandra Sexy